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The weirdos who live at the clown house at NE 25th and Alberta are being kicked out tomorrow, so tonight was their final Last Thursday performance. Since I missed their fire engine last month, I figured that I had better mosey on down there and have a look. The first few times I went by there, nothing was going on, but it was early, and I figured they'd be up to something later on.
Fortunately, I was right. Tall bike jousting was the entertainment for the evening. They challenged each other and people from the audience to get on a tall bike (two or three small bike frames wielded atop each other), pick up a jousting stick, and duke it out over the mud pit. Then, without warning, the two guys on the bikes tore their clothes off and yelled "OK! Now we're making it interesting, now it's NAKED TALL BIKE JOUSTING!" and off they went heckling the audience to joust naked.
After a few minutes of this, the girl who usually functioned as the emcee yells "You audience SUCK! If none of you will fight this guy naked, *I* will!"
"Whoo!!"
"Do it!"
"Naked girl fights, all right!"
She tore her clothes off, climbed on a bike, and proceeded to fight the guy who'd been hollering at her. She fell off, and he challenged another guy to a joust. Several minutes later...
Naked MC Girl: "This is _BORING_! All right, this is now a PENIS JOUST! My naked TWAT was on that seat a few minutes ago!"
and _of course_ one has to obey the MC. I think you can guess what went on. ;)
"Eww, gross!"
"Disgusting!"
"Out come the crabs!"
Oh, and Happy Birthday (tomorrow), Clay!
Fortunately, I was right. Tall bike jousting was the entertainment for the evening. They challenged each other and people from the audience to get on a tall bike (two or three small bike frames wielded atop each other), pick up a jousting stick, and duke it out over the mud pit. Then, without warning, the two guys on the bikes tore their clothes off and yelled "OK! Now we're making it interesting, now it's NAKED TALL BIKE JOUSTING!" and off they went heckling the audience to joust naked.
After a few minutes of this, the girl who usually functioned as the emcee yells "You audience SUCK! If none of you will fight this guy naked, *I* will!"
"Whoo!!"
"Do it!"
"Naked girl fights, all right!"
She tore her clothes off, climbed on a bike, and proceeded to fight the guy who'd been hollering at her. She fell off, and he challenged another guy to a joust. Several minutes later...
Naked MC Girl: "This is _BORING_! All right, this is now a PENIS JOUST! My naked TWAT was on that seat a few minutes ago!"
and _of course_ one has to obey the MC. I think you can guess what went on. ;)
"Eww, gross!"
"Disgusting!"
"Out come the crabs!"
Oh, and Happy Birthday (tomorrow), Clay!
