From the 2006 Oregon election pamphlet:

Argument in Favor [of Measure 43]:

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$500 lets you write anything you want in the booklet in Oregon...

For more of this sillyness, also see M. Dennis Moore's erm, contributions, here: http://oregonvotes.org/nov72006/guide/meas/m43_fav.html

(For serious discussion, ignore all of that and read the rest.)

And vote, dangit!