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I've been a slave to a big bush this weekend! I'm exhausted.

Pick the correct circumstance(s):

1. I have found myself a girlfriend in town.
2. Ivy abatement!
3. I've found the biggest whorehouse in Portland.
4. @)(%&%!!!! yardwork....
5. I've joined the Republican party.
6. Even worse, I've become a dubya supporter.

Journal updates will be posted on submarine if I ever get around to it.

Update: Journal entries posted.