ATTN: The Gentleman in Black and Gold and ... the Other Guy

The next time you want to step in front of a moving MAX train, here are three things you need:

• Your Oregon organ donor ID card. We're not going to look for your brain, because you obviously don't have one, but if there's anything left of you after I run you over, someone might want something.
• A clean pair of underwear for when we clean up whatever's left of you.
• And finally, a statement in your will leaving everything you have to me.

--heard while riding MAX last weekend.

Happy Valentine's Day! More stuff on the Domicile.